Infecting the web with my nonsense since 1998.

This is not working for me…

One of our customers came in today and exclaimed that our MAIN competition had Opus X cigars and that everyone needs to head over and get some from her.

I asked him “Please do not advertise our main competitor in the store” and he says “Why don’t you close your ears and get behind the counter and do your job!”

I nearly lost it.

It took everything for me to turn away and not side walk slam him.

I’m so fucking tired of people shitting on me around here.  I’m going to follow up on the job I applied for at Whole Foods on Monday.

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Mooches, fisherman, and cigar board losers!

Anyone who is a dedicated cigar smoker, meaning that they visit lounges and smoke, hold herfs and smoke, trade, bomb, PIF, etc. know that cigar smokers overall are super generous.  Almost to a fault. 98% of cigar smokers realize this and in turn will return an act of kindness with a similar act of kindness, …

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Busy, busy, busy!!!

I apologize for my tardiness the last few months.
I decided to take a COMM 001 class for summer and that proved to make me pretty busy most days.  I was in class from 0700 to 1020 M-TH and that didn’t count the time I had to invest in reading, studying, and writing speeches.  All in …

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Pull Over!!!

So today I am leaving Safeway and about to turn on to Camden and I notice a police car in my rear view mirror. I think to myself “Oh shit, what now?”
I get in the center lane and this CHP cruiser whips into the next lane over and next to me. He’s keeping pace with …

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Busy, busy, busy

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve blogged and the last time I did I was feeling kind of out of it. That seems to have passed and everything seems to be trucking along pretty well. School, work, and life in general are all going good.
I’m getting ready to finish up the semester and on …

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