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Peanut Butter Anyone?

I am sure most of you have seen the peanut butter machine in the picture at your local grocery store.  At least when I was a kid we shopped at Raley’s and they had one of those machines.  I’d always walk by it and see peanut butter hanging off the “spout” that someone did not get into their container.

Well on one such occasion my Grandma and I were grocery shopping and I was around 14 or 15.  We began approaching the peanut butter machine and she keeps going on to the butcher.  It was at that point that I had an awful idea.  Young Darrell had a wonderful, awful idea.  I scurried over to the peanut butter machine and filled my finger with the leftovers of the peanut butter.

I said “Nanny!” and she turned around and I reached behind my back as to suggest I was digging deep in my ass.  I presented the finger full of peanut butter and quickly licked it clean.  The look on her face was one I had never seen in my life.  She turned white as a ghost and looked like she was going to faint.  She was so flustered she could not even speak, she just shook her head.  I laughed and told her what I had done.  She was not impressed.

Anyway, that is a funny story from my childhood.