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This is not working for me…

One of our customers came in today and exclaimed that our MAIN competition had Opus X cigars and that everyone needs to head over and get some from her.
I asked him “Please do not advertise our main competitor in the store” and he says “Why don’t you close your ears and get behind the counter …

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Mooches, fisherman, and cigar board losers!

Anyone who is a dedicated cigar smoker, meaning that they visit lounges and smoke, hold herfs and smoke, trade, bomb, PIF, etc. know that cigar smokers overall are super generous.  Almost to a fault. 98% of cigar smokers realize this and in turn will return an act of kindness with a similar act of kindness, …

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This is COLLEGE!

You guys might remember me telling you about my Professors shortly after the semester started.  Yesterday I sent my History Professor an e-mail (the guy who says “umm” and “uhh” literally a hundred times in an hour) asking if he offers extra credit at all.  I am doing very well in his class and just …

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Veterans in the United States of America

As many of you know I am classified as a Disabled Veteran (40%) based off of injuries I incurred while serving on Active Duty in the USAF.  For those of you who did not know, now you do.
Anyway, I’m required to attend the VA on a regular basis to deal with a few of my …

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RE: I’m done with Secret Santa

I realize how shallow it sounded to say I am done with Secret Santa.  Christmas is not about receiving, but about giving and I realize that.  The fact that I put so much effort into gifts and people send me junk kind of pisses me off.  I do realize how “Grinchy” that sounds, but it’s …

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